May 2012
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Sweet 16.
Yesterday was a greeeeat kickoff to summer. Party was kinda slow at first. But I definitely owe it to the homies that pulled through, especially last minute. Definitely didn’t expect to have that much fun with those people, but thanks for coming guys! That’s how I want this summer to be. Chill vibes, good company, late nights. Summer 2012, let’s gooooo.
My sophomore year in a nutshell.
Yet again, the best year by far. New experiences with new people. Mistakes made. Lessons learned. But I definitely don’t regret anything one bit. I’m blessed with everything that I have. Even though I struggled at times, physically, mentally, and emotionally, I’m glad to say I made it through. Right now, I just want to be high on life with nothing stopping me. I’m not...
I want to sleep. Until finals are over. Until it’s my birthday. Until summer’s here. Until I’m happy.
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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It’s just so weird to me, and I don’t like it. But then again, that’s just me..
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
mrsfigscats:
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Watchaclx3:
If you didn’t watch this as a child, your childhood is incomplete<33
Starlit Nights Instrumental.
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Home just.. sorta doesn't feel like home to me...
I don’t appreciate getting yelled at on a daily basis nowadays, especially when it’s unnecessary. You can’t blame me for doing my own shit. Yknow, going to school, playing sports, hanging out. You’ve told me before that I don’t make enough time for family, when I clearly do compared to my brother. So I’ve tried keeping my schedule open and even staying home,...
April 2012
thissexybeast:
thissexybeast:
Contagious Smile...
kimmando:
Yup, that’s my girlfriend.
I love...
legenkevinndary asked: Your birthday is soon! I'll try and get you a real present this time LOL
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You know what,
I’m done feeling sorry for myself. I’ve had such a negative attitude about everything lately that it’s just not doing me any good. I’ve come to the realization that I shouldn’t worry about the things I can’t change. Shit happens and I need to accept that. Just one more month of school, and summer is here. Finish strong.
Dear God,
Thank you for putting...
How can you even say you’re home all the time when I’m the one going home by myself, feeding myself, taking care of myself, while you’re always out.. Wanting to eat breakfast with me once a week doesn’t make up for not being here.
Maybe, just maybe, for the brief moment I’m asleep.. I won’t have to worry. But I’ll have to wake up eventually.
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I'm unstable.
I know I’m not doing myself any good by being like this, but I can’t help but wish when life was treating me so well. My feelings about everything have become so complicated.. I just, want a rewind button. Pause right there.
